Peaceful Until Provoked

Silence in the Library. Scratching of pens, burning of neurones.

*Ring ring ring ring ring*

"OMG HIYA! OMG like, I'm like in like Green One but ssh it's like soooo quiet down here 'n' I'm gonna like be done in about ten minutes chick y'know. Yah, well like tell Lyanne I'm in like the library..."

Suddenly, a voice from the other end of the floor:

"Shut the FUCK up you batty trashy cow"


Everyone was thinking it.